Some studies revealed fact that millions of years ago, snow seals, penguins and koalas were ruling the earth. For sustenance, they feasted upon whales, dolphins, and other sea mammals to the point of near extinction.

But the Narwhal went into hiding beneath the ice of the North Pole, biding their time and planning their revenge and sharpening their tusks. Finally, they re-emerged, tusks gleaming with new found magical power, and fought back against the adorable creatures who threatened to their existence. The battle was very long, and many Narwhal were lost, but their strong will and sharp tusks were enough to stave off the cute ones temporarily.

Those unusual toys that give anyone the opportunity to impale a mime, a hippie or a corporate suit without having to pay the consequences.

It is on you to decide will you buy to your little kid this nice set of realy unforgettable toys...

























12 comments

  1. kodiak-moment // September 21, 2008 4:54 AM  

    FIRST LOL! j/K

  2. Chris // September 21, 2008 4:56 AM  

    SECOND!

  3. Ant Long // September 21, 2008 5:14 AM  

    Apparently they aren't for kids. This is blatantly obvious.

  4. rainbowsophie // September 21, 2008 7:11 AM  

    These toys are not for children. They are novelty items sold in catalogs like Archie McPhee. I'm not sure what kind of parent would buy something like this for their child anyway..

  5. Starbuck3733T // September 21, 2008 7:18 AM  

    you'd have to be a nutter to buy these for your kids. The Narwhals are hilarious though!

  6. Kristie // September 21, 2008 7:49 AM  

    I don't know of any kid who would want these for a toy anyway. If they did, I'd have to wonder about them.

  7. April // September 21, 2008 8:03 AM  

    These toys where definitely targeted for a adult audience.
    But depending on my child's age I would consider buying it for them.

  8. Daniel // September 21, 2008 8:15 AM  

    My daughter would love them. DGC

  9. Sam Lockart // September 21, 2008 9:37 AM  

    i have the unicorn set, its pretty sweet.

  10. Rachel // September 21, 2008 11:35 AM  

    Archie McPhee is a Seattle store that manufactures the brand accoutrements, which are humorous things- I'm a big fan, but these aren't really targeted at children.

  11. Rachael Laurence // September 21, 2008 11:09 PM  

    Zoran ... pretty funny stuff. I thought it was about the eco system until I gave it a good look and Amber and I love the violent touch. Good stuff, keep it up.

  12. SunnieDelite // September 24, 2008 7:32 AM  

    No, I wouldn't buy it to my kids, even if I had them.